In the middle of nowhere Arkansas last summer, seated at a corner Starbucks, 9 AM.
Me: It's such a pleasure to meet you. Thanks for taking the time to speak with me this morning.
Him: Pleasure's mine. Tell me, have you had the chance to read my autobiography?
Me (unaware that Mr. Joe Schmoe had an autobiography): Oh! No, not yet, but I'd love...
Him: That's a shame, there's a lotta interesting stuff in there.
I'm sure there is.