Grandpa: Oh Alicia darling, I picked up these lovely beads for you at church today. *Hands me a string of Mardi Gras party beads*
Grandma: When’s your birthday, Alicia?
Me: March 29th.
Grandma: Well good, we can count that as your birthday present then. John, don't you agree?
Me: But it's only February 1st.
Grandpa: That's OK. They go wonderfully with that black shirt you have on, Alicia.
Grandma: How much did you pay for them?
Grandpa: It was a “pay what you think it’s worth” table.
Grandma: And so how much did you leave?